👉 Ah, the "ignored body enhancing protective liquid" - a fancy term for a product that basically says, "Hey, no one's listening, but I'm still going to make you look fabulous, just in case someone does!" It's like the ultimate body armor for when your friends are more into their phones than your questionable fashion choices.
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "In the face of societal scrutiny, my body became the first to be shielded by this 'protective liquid', while I, the unsung hero, went on to become the star of the 'I didn't use it' reality show."